(Disclaimer*) Results may vary, cats may meow, dogs may bark, ingrown toenails may hurt
Some weight loss or weight gain may occur, mowers may rust, break, fade, or be ran over
No purchase necessary, details inside package, save that dirt for the track we need it to race on
Disclaimer may not be entirely accurate or true refer to official rules and thread name for details
persons still reading this may need a new hobby or new project
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